yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

(via hi)

Timestamp: 1406686851

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

(via hi)

lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via sniffing)

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

(via bimmuh)

Timestamp: 1406686801

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

(via bimmuh)

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

(via wingscanspeak)

annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

(via bimmuh)

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

(via recklessbutdontpannic)

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

(via recklessbutdontpannic)

(Source: corpish, via wingscanspeak)

(via cakejam)

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via sniffing)

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

(via lovelyssad)

Timestamp: 1406686481

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

(via lovelyssad)

humorking:

zackisontumblr being iconic as usual

(via hi)

Timestamp: 1406686453

humorking:

zackisontumblr being iconic as usual

(via hi)

"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry, via sog0fuckingnuts)